You can now get a proper donner kebab machine for your house

If you’re missing out on your usual Friday night kebab, fear no more, there’s now a kebab-machine designed for home use. 

Who doesn’t love a messy kebab, especially after a big night sat on the curb crying about your ex? Actually, it’s even better when you wake up and realised you left yourself some on the floor of your bedroom just waiting like a beacon of light that will make your day a hell of a lot better.

If your kitchen is full of appliances you don’t use every day, I’ve got the perfect thing to add to the pile. Meet the DOFU Donner Kebab Machine, the wonderful addition to your household!

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It’ll set you back a hefty £217 but it’s probably worth it for the ‘high-quality stainless steel’ and ‘adjustable grill for easy control of the grilling distance’.

It comes with a double infrared burner, which will provide a beautiful uniform heating of the kebab meat.

To ensure for equal and even cooking, the pole ‘rotates smoothly and powerfully without noise’.  It’s just what you’ve always wanted, isn’t it?

If the price tag knocked you for six, don’t worry I’ve managed to find two other alternatives that won’t put such a dent in your wallet.

The first is 100 quid cheaper coming in at £115. This one is ‘fast and efficient’ and comes with a tempered glass front for stability and safety. Probably handy if you’ve got a few pesky paws or little hands wandering around the kitchen.

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The third is just £79 and doesn’t look quite as impressive, but it’ll get the job done, and you really can’t argue with the price.

This one is described as the “original Shov product” and you should “stay away from copies” so you know you’re in good hands! Reviews include ‘simply amazing product’, ‘amazing buy’ and my personal favourite, ‘ok’.

And just like that, I put an end to you misery of missing kebabs. I’ll accept payment in kebab form.