We all know someone who desperately needs one of these...
If you’re squeamish, look away now…
Clear your diaries!
A second accomplice has also been identified
In true Gallagher fashion, Noel didn't hold back...
'I want to encourage everyone in Manchester and Lancashire to get the tests on offer'
Compston is back on our screens, though his role hasn't been without controversy...
Strap yourselves in, there's a lot of drama...
You won't miss any of the action here in Manchester
Sadly, the meatballs aren't included